I have three deeply held convictions that I wish to share with the community.
- Cats are just sleepy raccoons that people let pee in their houses for some reason.
- Girl babies shouldn’t wear headbands so that people will know that they’re girls. Nobody should care if a baby is a boy or a girl, because all babies are the same gender: potato.
- Maybe white people should take a break for a little while? I’m just saying that I think we’ve probably done enough.